Humorless Hillary Still Carping About Trump Joke on the Russians

RUSH: Hillary “Clinton to Trump: ‘You Asked Russia to Hack Me on National TV.’” This is the most amazing thing, and this story is another great illustration of the divide that exists between sane and insane in this country and how the people on the insane side have literally no sense of humor, have none, no perception whatsoever of humor.

“Hillary Clinton fired back at President Trump on Thursday after he claimed a day earlier that Clinton had engaged in a conspiracy with Russia. During Wednesday night’s campaign rally in Pennsylvania, Trump told the crowd there had been ‘collusion.’ ‘Well, if you look at it, when you think of it, there was collusion between Hillary, the Democrats and Russia. There was collusion. There was a lot of collusion with them and Russia and lots of other people by the way,’” and he’s right.

What he’s talking about here is the Clinton campaign, the Democrat National Committee hired Fusion GPS, founded by Glenn Simpson, who’s refusing subpoenas to testify to Congress, claiming the Fifth Amendment. Fusion GPS took the money from the Clinton campaign, the DNC, and went to a law firm cutout called Perkins Coie. This was done to make Hillary and the DNC’s money look like they were buying legal advice and campaign advice.

But the law firm then funneled the money, after laundering it to Christopher Steele! And he then went out and created this lying, stinking, phony dossier, the one that has the story that Trump hired a bunch of prostitutes in Moscow to urinate on a bed that had been slept in by Barack Hussein O and Michelle (My Belle) O. The dossier is… Not a single bit of it has ever been corroborated, like Blasey Ford’s story, not a single bit of corroboration, no evidence whatsoever. And yet, that that dossier was used to get a FISA warrant to spy on the Trump campaign.

And that dossier is what kicked off, in truth, the Mueller special counsel investigation to try to find collusion between Trump and Russia. To many of you this is old news. But that’s what Trump’s alluding to. And Trump’s exactly right. The collusion here between anybody and Russia is the Hillary Clinton campaign and the DNC. And the route is Hillary Clinton, DNC to Fusion GPS, then on to Perkins Coie, and then to Steele.

So the money Steele got went through a bunch of different layers before he got it. But they essentially commissioned an opposition research hit piece on Trump that they tried to sell everybody was legitimate intel. So Trump’s pointing this out. Hillary goes bananas. She can’t believe the truth is being told about her! She can’t believe it! They can’t let this stand so she has to, (impression of Hilary Clinton) “Trump is the guy that asked the Russians to hack me.

He did it on national TV. Trump is the guy that he…” And they have tried to make this case. It’s the funniest thing in the world. Trump was down in Miami at his resort down there in Doral. And this was a period of time where Hillary’s emails, there were 60,000 total on her server, and she told… That were illegal. Her illegal server, private server, private address, while she’s secretary of state. This was discovered, and Hillary was told she had to turn some of those over.

She said, “Well, half of these are personal and they’re nobody’s business. They’re about Chelsea’s wedding reception and her registry and yoga lessons and all that, so I’m not gonna let you see those.” She turned over 30,000 to investigators, leaving 30,000 still unseen. She tried to tell everybody they were deleted. This caused a frenzy in the media and elsewhere to try to find them! And the media kept making a big deal out of it, and a lot of other people were too. So Trump decided to have a little fun.

In the middle of a news cycle where Hillary’s missing 30,000 emails were prominently discussed, Trump said, “Hey, Russia, Russia, if you’re listening, maybe you can find Hillary’s missing emails, and then you could tell the U.S. media. They might be very interested, although I doubt it.” That moment… I’m laughing myself silly when I hear that. This is… That is my favorite kind of humor. This is just ramming it right down their faces. This is making satire out of what they do. They’re dead serious about.

Trump is mocking ’em and laughing at ’em. And they converted this into Donald Trump openly asking the Russians to hack Hillary’s server. And they tried to say that that was evidence of Trump collusion with Russia! And Trump was simply doing what Trump does; he was laughing at them, at the futility, that none of the greatest investigative agencies America’s Truth Detector could find Hillary’s emails. The media could not find Hillary’s emails.

The best investigators, the nosiest people, and nobody could find… Trump didn’t believe nobody could find them. Trump believed everybody was shielding them and protecting Hillary. So he said, “Hey, Russia, maybe you can find them. None of our people seem to know where they are. Maybe you could find them.” Hillary is still bugged by this. “You asked Russia to hack me on national TV.” She went to Twitter to make that point. And Trump did no such thing.

Anybody with even the slightest sense of humor would realize. He was making it blindingly obvious when he said the news media would reward Russia for finding Hillary’s emails. The full Trump quote is “Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 30,000 emails that were missing. I think you’ll probably be rewarded mightily by our press.” He was being sarcastic because everybody was trying to hide those emails because there’s no doubt they were incriminating. That’s why nobody knows where they are now.