‘It’s a Thanksgiving miracle’! Hey, guess who’s back from the Twitter dead (and better than ever)

We never thought we’d live to see this day, but miraculously, it has arrived.

That’s right, folks. He’s baaaaaack.

And we have no doubt that he’s better than ever.

No arguments here.


This is a great day for America. For humanity, really.

Never change, @GayPatriot. Never ever.

And by the way, Twitter, if you’re listening:


‘W.T.F.’ Twitter has permanently banned @GayPatriot — and here’s their explanation [pic]; UPDATED