BRUTAL: It’s another loss for celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti as he loses ‘sexiest Michael’ vote
Like they say, it’s an honor just to have been nominated, but we still have to post this screen capture from celebrity lawyer Michael Avenatti’s website from the day he was arrested on charges of domestic abuse:
Michael Avenatti might want to change the quotes on his website pic.twitter.com/lo3x2tpkmI
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) November 15, 2018
Why? Because it looks like Avenatti’s been beaten — by “Black Panther” actor Michael B. Jordan — in Vogue’s vote for the sexiest Michael of 2018. But Kassy Dillon caught it:
I’m done with 2018. pic.twitter.com/jk6OwdooRh
— Kassy Dillon (@KassyDillon) December 11, 2018
If those were the "runners up," it was not a close contest for Michael B. Jordan.
— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) December 11, 2018
I mean, Seriously.
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) December 11, 2018
While I agree with the winning choice, some of these runner ups are questionable at best and Avenatti is an egregious choice, thus making this whole "contest" questionable, if not completely invalid.
— Wendi Raé Ballew (@DevilsReject65) December 11, 2018
Imagine the absolute state of that person who thinks Avenatti is … uh … sexy. 🤢
— Remus Remington (@RzNBA23) December 11, 2018
— YeaSheDoes (@YeaDoes) December 11, 2018
I’m hoping someone put Avenatti in there as a joke; knowing that conservative would say WTF and leftist would re-evaluate what they believe as sexy.
— john bittle (@seanbitt) December 11, 2018
— Tawne (@lakerfantlc) December 11, 2018
I just threw up in my mouth. I may have just thrown up in everyone's mouth.
— I am Jack's deteriorating rule of law (@LampersMichael) December 11, 2018
— Jon Nicosia 🎅🏻 (@NewsPolitics) December 11, 2018
Yuk Avenatti 🤢🤮
— Yvonne Lawrence (@YlawrenceYvonne) December 11, 2018
— Katelyn (@katelynveronica) December 11, 2018
And that's supposed to be a picture to make him look good, go figure
— Jonatan Max Maipach (@JonaMaipach) December 11, 2018
— Aaron (@aaronthescrub) December 11, 2018
Honestly, I thought I would reach my limit during the Kavanaugh hearings.. then the Warren ridiculousness. but you know what really did it for me? When @Slate went after a dog.. yep that’s when I reached my limit. Nothing can surprise me the rest of the year.
— Alisa S Elliott (@a_suzette_e) December 11, 2018
Did Michael Moore make the cut?
— Turbo (@turbocheetoh) December 11, 2018
— Stephen Gambill (@StephenGG121682) December 11, 2018
How close could it have been?
— not freakishly small (@filthyanalyst) December 11, 2018
Guess Avenatti was beaten to the punch
— Varij Shah (@varij_shah) December 11, 2018
I guess woman beaters are in… and #MeToo is out.
— Señia (@ayasgirl) December 11, 2018
Alleged woman beaters.
— Ge🎅rge Wept (@GeorgeWept) December 11, 2018
— 🎄🤶 Jacqueline 🤶🎄 (@Jackie0421143) December 11, 2018
Guy looks like a penis with a five o clock shadow
— Annie Mae (@wegroplease) December 11, 2018
That choice to drop out of the 2020 race this early is looking better and better each day.
'TRUMP WINS'! Michael Avenatti has come down with a wicked case of 'premature election jettison' https://t.co/0y4I1SjnFr
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) December 4, 2018