DBAG singer’s take on why Osama bin Laden ACTUALLY killed thousands of Americans so vile he TRIES deleting (but we got it)
Full disclosure, this editor had zero idea who Mikel Jollet was before seeing his ridiculously stupid tweet about Trump, Omar, and Osama bin Laden. After looking him up we found he’s just some frontman for a band we’ve never heard of … but of course, he hates the right people so Twitter saw fit to give him a pretty blue checkmark.
Oh, and his take wasn’t just ridiculously stupid. Nope.
It was disrespectful, repugnant, and vile, which is probably why he eventually deleted it but luckily we were able to find a screenshot of it so you, dear reader, can shake your head along with us. Take a gander.
— Dave Giglio (@djgiglio) April 15, 2019
(big thanks to @djgiglio for sending the screenshot!)
So Osama bin Laden killed 3000 Americans so we’d elect someone like Trump to be mean to Muslims?
Oh really. Is that what Osama was counting on. pic.twitter.com/0Qh6qt28Xm
— Harold Stickeehans (@StickeeNotes) April 14, 2019
We’re starting to understand why nobody has ever heard of this guy.
So a Muslim killed a bunch of Americans so America would elect a leader to start a war and kill Muslims?
You’re a real rocket scientist aren’t you?
— Bi-Polar Bear, 🐻 of the Dreaming (@dcblerg2015) April 15, 2019
No no, he’s the frontman for a band … which is basically the same thing, right?
Wow so Osama bin Laden planned so ridiculously far ahead? Might as well say the entire point of the Roman Empire was to create Trump.
Fk right off.
— Confluence of Sound (@confluencious) April 14, 2019
So after all Osama Bin Laden really just hates muslims, not americans. I got you.
— Galebazz (@Galebazz) April 14, 2019
We read and write about a LOT of stupid tweets but this one is monumentally batsh*t.
“Osama bin Laden with the 4D chess game 15 years into the future FTW” is the hottest take on this I think I’ve ever heard.
— Felipe (@PXM_2_SD) April 14, 2019
Hottest. Dumbest. Same difference.
Took 15 years for that plan to play out. I guess Osama was playing the long game.
— Matt Palumbo (@MattPalumbo12) April 14, 2019
I don’t think you’ve ever read any of Osama bin Laden’s doctrine.
— Bob Tona (@bob_tona) April 15, 2019
Yeah, we’re thinking the same thing.
I question reality with stuff like this.
Osama could see a so called racist white American but not his own capture?
— Mrs_Pinky Thoughts 👍 (@mrs_pinky85) April 15, 2019
Osama was PSYCHIC?
Now wait a minute here. Osama Bin was a modern day Nostradamus? Did he speak in quatrains as well?
"Some people did a thing." That's what we're going with. Kinda like some people did a thing involving gas chambers and ovens.
— Dan Henderson (@justdanh) April 15, 2019
So you’re saying Osama saw into the future? That Trump would rise from the ashes to MAGA and then Osama’s plan would be set. You give Omar’s idol a lot of credit.
— 🇺🇸 ProAmerica 🔬 (@Luis_N_Gaytan) April 15, 2019
And YOU just publicly elevated Osama Bin Laden.
and YOU wanna talk shame???
— Sophie Vanderhoof (@XoxoVanderhoof) April 14, 2019
So, Osama hated Muslims?
You might be the stupidest person not serving in Congress.
— Garth Marlin (@GarthMarlin) April 14, 2019
And with people like Omar and AOC? That’s saying something.
Literally no one:
This moron: "Osama bin Laden did 9/11 to get Trump elected"
— 🅱️ronzeSwordfish (@BronzeSwordfish) April 14, 2019
If you’re ‘crediting’ Osama bin Laden to dunk on Trump it MIGHT be time to see a doc for your TDS.