‘Glad we broke off from you guys’! UK government is super-proud of this effort to ‘tackle serious violence’

Knife amnesty bins don’t seem to be curbing knife-related violence in the U.K., but maybe this’ll do the trick:

The bill was introduced in June 2018, but apparently it’s just so good that they’re still touting it almost a year later. Trust them on this … they’ve clearly thought it through. They’re going to “tackle serious violence” if it literally kills them.

Right? Same.

Don’t forget about potato peelers!

Why? Isn’t it obvious? Because of this:

That would certainly explain it.