The choice is yours: Are you going to buy half a bag of chips or donate to Eric Swalwell’s campaign?
Has Rep. Eric Swalwell looked at any of the most recent polls of Democratic candidates? Because we’re pretty sure he’s polling well below a bag of potato chips. It takes a certain something to ask for a buck after you threatened to nuke U.S. citizens, but there must be someone out there who finds that kind of tyrannical fantasy compelling.
$1 could buy you half a bag of chips OR it could save us from a crumbling government.
How will you spend yours? https://t.co/Pv5VZ5WDWg
— Eric Swalwell (@ericswalwell) April 18, 2019
I'd rather burn it. https://t.co/kx7l928iKJ
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) April 19, 2019
Chips, let it burn
— Gregory M. (@NotGregoryM) April 18, 2019
I’d rather have the Chips!
— Terry Gimmellie (@TerryDsrtMtn) April 18, 2019
I can buy a round or two of ammo. I will spend my money wisely on that than a hack without a chance.
— James Hicks 🚒🚑👨🚒 (@Jhic709365) April 18, 2019
I’m going to buy a nuclear bullet.
— Tomahawk (@Mikespeegle) April 19, 2019
Bag of chips. Don't mess with my chips.
— Rosie Resisting (@RosieResisting) April 18, 2019
I'll take the chips
— Donald Vaughn (@226Cowboy) April 18, 2019
— thegipper (@the_gipp) April 18, 2019
Arizona Iced Tea is .99 for a half gallon bruh pic.twitter.com/VFvxZvaV2f
— Ilir Sinishtaj (@IylerSkyler) April 18, 2019
Definitely buying chips
— Infrostitrust🎈🎈 (@emperorbjork2) April 18, 2019
Definitely not gonna give money to someone who wants to nuke me.
— Wes Ganobcik ™ (@ganobleberries) April 19, 2019
— Ben Hayes ⚾️ (@hayesy316) April 19, 2019
— William Beck (@BillRab) April 19, 2019
— Keaton Blazer (@KeatonBlazer) April 19, 2019
$1 can buy like 16 rounds of ammo for my AR-15 in case we have to defend our freedom from tyrants like you.
— J.P. Logan 🇺🇸 (@realJLogan) April 19, 2019
If the crumbling government didn't waste the dollars already sent then it would be fine.
— John Cougar 🍉🏕️ (@johndarner) April 19, 2019
At least the chips won't infringe my rights and/or nuke me.
— Puddy Talltale (@puddytalltale) April 18, 2019
I’ll take the chips
— ifdogstalked (@ifdogscouldtal1) April 18, 2019
— Jason James (@jmjames2) April 19, 2019
Chips. Is this a trick question 🤔
— Modern day megaladon (@rathat99) April 19, 2019
A half bag of chips is less likely to threaten my neighbors with nukes
— daniel scott (@daniel_the_scot) April 19, 2019
Would rather have the chips.
— Barbara Ansley (@BarbaraAnsley) April 18, 2019
— Johana (@TheBlockChicK) April 19, 2019
Chips don't constantly violate my constitutional rights and attempt to control every facet of my life.
— One Phil, Two Phil, Red Phil, Blue Phil (@SinCityFC) April 19, 2019
I’ll take kettle cooked.
— PraxItOut (@_AuberonHerbert) April 18, 2019
I will give a buck or two to the homeless in the crumbling California cities before I give it to you, Derek.
— Rokhead (@RoknSpock) April 19, 2019
I'll take the chips.
— Sam Miller (@Samuel_Miller27) April 19, 2019
Chips and ammo.
— Max (@MADestlife) April 19, 2019
Chips. Maybe take a second dollar and use that for chips too.
— Beto’s blind squirrel (@BetosSquirrel) April 19, 2019
I’d rather burn it
— Gordon Plutsky (@GordonPlutsky) April 19, 2019
Limited edition Reece's Easter Egg single. https://t.co/DzOXFdg4sG
— Chad Felix Greene (@chadfelixg) April 19, 2019
i’d at least get some noticeable returns on that $1 half bag of chips.
— nicholas (@gabrie10466231) April 18, 2019
Ammo and then I'll go and buy two bags of chips.
— MrJarhead805 (@mrjarhead805) April 18, 2019
Sorry, need every cent to go towards my nuclear bunker.
— David Stamm (@davidstamm44) April 18, 2019
Good news! Eric Swalwell no longer wants to nuke defiant ‘assault weapon’ owners (just throw them in prison instead) https://t.co/smr5qujMgg
— Twitchy Team (@TwitchyTeam) April 15, 2019