AWKWARD: Elizabeth Warren’s advice to her 25-year-old self forgets something chiefly important

Apparently, Essence thought it would be great to hear what kind of advice Elizabeth Warren would have for her 25-year-old self.

It was not awkward or creepy at all.

Aren’t we forgetting something?

Yeah, that would have been useful advice.

And maybe don’t do creepy stuff like talking to your 25-year-old self or trying to be relatable by saying “I’m gonna get me a beer” during a livestream.

Make it stop.


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