South Brunswick, NJ Police Dept. alleges man improperly demolished his own building with a pickup truck

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The South Brunswick Police Department called out this enterprising do-it-yourselfer for the improper demolition of his own building using a pickup truck, a rope and a healthy dose of the American spirit:

Where’s the crime here?

This is America the last time we checked:

He even had a permit:

And if Dodge was smart, they’d pay this guy’s fine and use it in an ad:

Pickup trucks FOR THE WIN: