NOW you’re thinkin’! Jesse Kelly’s plan to ‘take over’ Greenland instead of buying it sounds hilariously FAMILIAR
Jesse Kelly is right.
Argh, don’t tell him we said so, we’ll NEVER hear the end of it, but he is right about Greenland.
Why should we buy it when we could just take it over? And his plan, while it’s vaguely familiar, seems like it could work for us, don’cha think?
We don’t need to buy Greenland. We just need to immigrate there en masse, refuse to assimilate, and demonize anyone who sees what we’re doing as “racist”.
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) August 16, 2019
Gosh, where have we heard this before? Hrm.
And a heater. We need a heater
— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) August 16, 2019
And live off their government
— Betsy Brantner Smith (@sgtbetsysmith) August 16, 2019
— Nicole (@Go_Pens_) August 16, 2019
Good idea. You kids have fun. I'm staying in the South.
— Stand up when you talk to me (@DanLtcR) August 16, 2019
If they don't give us their resources they're xenophobic
— Caesar Pounce (@caeser_pounce) August 16, 2019
Or racists, bigots, sexists … whichever ‘ist’ is popular that day.
— SH (@MrsSMarieH) August 16, 2019
Don't forget: DEMAND FREE STUFF!!
— dbetzel (@dbetzel) August 16, 2019
ALL the free stuff!
I'm ready. Let's do this. pic.twitter.com/ONsL8pbXnJ
— WeWereBornFreeAndWeWillStayFree (@velcra820) August 16, 2019
Honestly I just want to buy it so we can rename it TRUMPLAND.
In all caps.
— DougieOh (@DougieOh) August 16, 2019
And millions of tiny resistance heads just exploded all over Twitter.