‘Returning resident’?? San Francisco’s push to rebrand ‘convicted felons’ (and more) with these terms sends heads CRASHING to desks

Having solved all other problems (pause for laughter), San Francisco officials are setting their sights on not offending convicted felons with their efforts to replace current terms:

That’s so “progressive” that we can’t believe Portland’s local government didn’t think of it first:

And yet they DID make that up.