‘Shameful nanny state nonsense’! FDA plans to yank flavored e-cigs off the market because for the children or something

Try it you will like it

Big news from the White House today:

Wow. This sounds important. What’s going on?

Uh-oh … is this going where we think it’s going?

Yes. Yes it is:

Yeah, quitting smoking is dangerous. We can’t allow people to risk their lives like that!

Well, guess you’re outta luck now.

Because the government will always find more ways to try to run your life.

Make Smoking Great Again!

Yeah, this is gonna work out juuuuust fine.