Newsweek presents a ratio-worthy theory why tanning salons are ‘opening in LGBT neighborhoods,’ facepalms ensue

The temperature of the following hot take is incredibly high, so it comes with an oven mitt warning before attempting to handle this:

Wow, it seems that a Catch-22 has been created:

Imagine the Newsweek spin if a Chick-fil-A opened in an LGBT neighborhood!

It’s an epic ratioing:

Here’s Newsweek’s next assignment: