‘Threw up in my mouth a little’: Bette Midler’s explanation for being away from Twitter (who noticed?) grosses EVERYONE out

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Bette Midler says she’s been away from Twitter because she’s been busy having insane sex with a young marine.

Yeah yeah yeah, we get it, she’s playing off of Jacob Wohl’s stupid accusation against Elizabeth Warren this week but c’mon, stop it.

Gross.

This editor hasn’t had breakfast yet.

You know that all-over body shiver thing you do when you see, hear, or read something that totally grosses you out?

Yup, just did that.

Twice.

Ouch.

Double ouch.

Yuuuuuuck.


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