‘It was like Omaha Beach out there’! Media firefighters struggle to cope with the metal detector in the Senate press gallery

As if our stunning and brave journalists haven’t already been put through enough, now they have to contend with — gasp! — metal detectors:

We never thought we’d live to see the day.

Adam Jentleson’s not a journalist, just Harry Reid’s former deputy chief of staff. But he’s still outraged on journalists’ behalf:

Is there no end to their suffering?

Any survivors deserve a Purple Heart. At the very least.

It’s going to be something.