‘What a joke’! Nancy Pelosi’s fresh impeachment spin on ‘The Midnight Ride of Paul Revere’ sends heads CRASHING to desks

Nancy Pelosi, along with the Democrats she’s named as impeachment managers for a coming Senate trial, held a press conference this morning. We’ve already covered a lot of what went on, but there’s one more thing that deserves a mention. Pelosi tried to wrap herself in the Constitution while claiming she’s doing exactly what the Founders intended, but there was also a shoutout to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:

Seriously? Yep:

The descent into the totally surreal is complete.

Yeah, just a little.

Self-awareness isn’t a congressional Democrat priority, obviously.