Who is Jack Schitt?   

Who is Jack Schitt?   

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack

Schitt!’. Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an

intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.  Awe Schitt was married to O.

Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.

They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple

produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,  Fulla Schitt, Bull

Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents’ objections, Deep Schitt married her first cousin

Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.  Noe Schitt

later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them,

she wanted to keep her previous name.  She was then known as Noe

Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with

a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were

inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens

brothers in a dual ceremony.  The wedding announcement in the newspaper

announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.  Bull Schitt,

the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.  He recently returned

from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt,’ you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

NOTE:  PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO ANYONE WHO NEEDS A  LAUGH.

REMEMBER:  IF YOU DON’T THEN YOU MIGHT POSSIBLY BE RELATED TO FULLA SCHITT

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